iReeling
ireeling occurs when you attempt to wrap your ipod headphones around your ipod when putting it away, but then get distracted, resulting in you absent-mindedly twisting your headphones round in a “reeling” motion for up to a minute, making you look like an utter fool.
usually occurs when meeting someone in a street while listening to your ipod.
charlie: -listening to ipod- oh, hi mate!
mate: hi there!
charlie: -removes headphones and starts ireeling- “so, hows things? i heard that you-”
mate: charlie, you’re ireeling.
charlie: ah.
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