Irish Blowjob
a masturbation technique originating from ireland which invloves heating up a bake potato, cutting out a hole, and whilst hot using it a s-xual device. in the olden days this would take a long time but in modern times with the invention of the microwave, this process can occur within a very short amount of time.
ir said “there was nothing on tv last night so i decided to have a irish bl-wj-b”
an incredibly unpleasent bl-wj-b that comes from crazy irish girls. it would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your p-n-s, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy irish girls sucking you off.
i thought the guinness factory would be a gold mine, until i took that sl-t back and she gave me an irish bl-wj-b.
she was basically biting my d-ck, a straight up irish bl-wj-b.
she ate my d-ck, irish bl-wj-b style…f-ck.
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