Irish Cattle Prod
proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)
felix-“samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a irish cattle prod tonight!”
stan- “that sounds great!”
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