Irish Curse


a very small p-n-s. a baby corn. a baby d-ck. a bottle cap. a c-cktail weiner.
i was born in boston, m-ss which is perhaps the only state in the union where being stricken by the irish curse is not unusual.
— from martin casella’s off-broadway play, the irish curse
all potatoes, no meat!
small p-n-s and large t-st-cl-s
all potatoes, no meat!
the cl-ssic definition is “red nose, short hose”; i.e., the tendency of irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average p-n-s.
“yes, i suffer from the irish curse”–uttered by a guest on the howard stern show’s episode about small p-n-ses.
the irish curse refers to how irish men usually have small p-n-ses. variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.
unfortunately, i am a victim of the irish curse. my p-n-s is only a little over four inches.
the english, of course.
belligerent english thugs have been the irish curse for centuries.
a complete definition of the irish curse would be the combination of very small p-n-s/very large t-st-cl-s.
also known as “the whisky d-ck”, the irish curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol
colin farrell mentioned he had a case of the irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home

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