Irish fruit bowl
the act of inserting a fruit (perticularly a banana) into a women’s v-g-n-, then eating it out.
lil’$ham was staring to get hungry, and his girlfriend was feeling frisky, so they decided to turn her v-g-n- into an irish fruit bowl
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