Irish Honeymoon
when a no-good irishman gets a catholic girl so drunk, she agrees to wear a cowbell around her neck while he proceeds to give her a good old-fashioned sheep sh-g.
michael got poor mary elizabeth so drunk, she agreed to the irish honeymoon. her ears are still ringing….
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