Irish Penis
if italian d-cks are the kings, then the irish d-cks are the emperors. many historians believe that the early irish people actually killed women juat by having s-x with them.
melissa: “how was your first time, sofia?”
sofia: ” ugghh, my -ss is so sore.
melissa: “how come?”
sofia:” well, he was irish, so he had that cl-ssic irish p-n-s. definitely the biggest and most handsome of all p-n-ses.
melissa: oh, without a doubt.
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