Irish Spring

getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on st patrick’s day and has green p-ss.
every st. patrick’s day drew gets an irish spring.
when a man is giving a woman -n-l and does not want to get p–p d-ck, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says “clean as a whistle” and whistles the irish spring theme.
“i was giving this chick -n-l last night and right before i pulled out, i gave her an irish spring and my d-ck came out (pop) clean as a whistle!!”
when you affix a bar of irish spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. when they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell “irish spring!!!!!!” and then proceed to -n-lly rape them.
“huh… whats this doing here…”
“irish spring mother f-cker!!!”
“ahhhhhhhhhh!”
when one ingests the vitamin riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. when one ingests methylene blue, it turns their urine dark blue.

when one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.

when one performs the “golden shower” after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the irish spring.
yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty’s day

she hasnt called me since
something you need to get through the day. not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a p-ssion;
mike: “man i love soda”

jeff: ” man thats like your irish spring”.
when you use a potato as a condom and then have s-x. the blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. the bleeding v-g-n- or the pool of blood can hence be called, an “irish spring”.
back in ireland, we didn’t have condoms. instead, we used potatoes. and you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. now that’s a real irish spring.