Irish Storytelling
an aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circ-mstantial details that ultimately dominate the princ-p-l plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.
person a: hey man, whats up?
person b: my life is so tragic. this one time i went fishing with my dad all day and we didn’t catch a fish between us and then i p-ssed my pants. then i saw an octopus.”
a: that story was all over the place!
b: no it wasn’t. i did eat a chocolate bar too.
a: n-gg-, you are great at irish storytelling.
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