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• Joei

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• Jogling

  to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation. examples: 1. tell a black woman a black joke 2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone’s feed 3. profess your love on the third date 4. brag about your s-xual conquests around women 5. finance your education 6. refer to […]

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• julio eyes

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