Iron Vagina
when a particular woman exhibits the appearence and properties of major b-tchitude, such that pierces the soul to the point which all men fear her. she seems to be the type to not take any sh-t from anyone and most certainly slaps around any man whom she may copulate with.
my friend’s girlfriend is hott but she’s a total iron v-g-n-.
dementors, cruella deville, sarah silverman, fergie, angelina jolie, m from 007
when a girl is extremely prude and no guy is able to get with her, she is said to have an “iron v-g-n-.” hence the name, the vag is impermeable to any male body parts (i.e. d-ck, fingers, etc.)and acts as if there is a extremely thick sheet of iron covering it, warding off any and all brave, unwanted invaders.
-“dude, did you get with that hot chick last night, she was so gone”
-“nah bro, she had such an iron v-g-n- it was un-f-cking-believable. i just went home and beat off…western grip”
-“to her?”
-“..yeah”
-“using facebook?!”
-“ye-..uh……..no?”
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