Irony

dying by a large crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is cancer.

getting a zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.

being born on december 25th, your parents naming you jesus, and you end up growing up to be atheist.

loving literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
don’t you just hate it when people think there clever but use wrong grammar…
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ten examples why men are lazy
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today, i saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
i laughed at the irony.
then i laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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hitting a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson’s no more tears.
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isn’t it funny how in school they replaced blackboards with white boards because they work better?
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writing a 2000 page long book on preserving rain forests.
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and finally, the united states, the most diverse free country, where people can vote, run by a f-cking idiot.
60 more definitions
one of the most misused words in the entire english language.

there are several types of irony.

socratic irony – when someone pretends to be naive about a certain subject, and uses his questions about it to point out a flaw in the established belief. this is often used on the tv show south park, where the children often ask questions about a situation until the folly in a parent’s decision becomes clear.

sarcasm – understatement, mocking overstatement, or heavy-handed irony (stating the flat opposite of the truth) where both parties are aware of the difference between what’s said and what’s actually happening.

situational irony – the irony that most people think of. a difference between what you expect to happen (in a story, for example) and what actually happens. rain on your wedding day would be a sort-of example, because a wedding day is generally expected to be a perfect, happy day. the good advice you didn’t take, however, would not be irony, because that has nothing to do with what is expected and what isn’t expected. a traffic jam when you’re already late wouldn’t be irony either; there’s no automatic expectation that traffic will be fine, just because you happen to be late.

irony of fate – the concept that the g-ds, fates, etc. are toying with humans for amus-m-nt by using irony. beethoven’s loss of hearing is a famous example; one would expect a composer to be able to hear his compositions, but fate denied him that ability.

tragic (dramatic) irony – when the audience knows something that some of the characters don’t know in a play/movie/novel/whatever. for example, when the horror flick psycho is in the house and the homeowner just goes in without suspecting anything.
so, yeah, alanis was wrong in a lot of her song, but there are some examples of irony in there – and a few that are kinda-sorta, but could be better. the old man who buys a lottery ticket is one; it would be a better example if he won, and then died of a heart attack from the shock of winning.
of, resembling, relating to, or tasting much like iron
eg1:
“the anvil was delicious, but irony.”

eg2:
this definition of irony
the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.
a suv with a b-mper sticker that says keep earth green.
america “bombing for peace”
moronic propaganda is nothing but ironic.
nothing in the alanis morissette song “ironic”.
a black fly in your chardonnay? how is that, alanis? and isn’t it moronic… don’t ya think?

it’s ironic that the song “ironic” contains no irony.
wearing a che guevara print t-shirt or similar merchandise produced by a multinational corperation.
guy 1: hey isnt that che guevara?
guy 2: yeah he was totally awesome and against capitalism and sh-t which is so cool an im like him.
guy 1: ….and you dont see the conflict, the irony, in wearing a t-shirt produced by a huge corperation dead set on money making that has the face of one of the most famous communist revolutionaries to date on it?
guy 2: dude what?
a statement or situation where the meaning is directly contradicted by the appearance/presentation of the idea.
an american flag b-mper sticker with the words “these colors don’t run” that has faded and run together to the point of near incomprehensibility.