irrationallyexcusive
someone who is always making excuses, but all excuses seem to be irrational, or easily proved wrong on the basic premise of the excuse itself.
i -ssign a new user to a system, then when they can’t access the system, i see that the p-ssword i issued has a double s instead of one s. being irrationallyexcusive, i blame the keyboard for adding the additional s to the p-ssword.
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