Irritable Politician Syndrome
this is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living h-ll. this condition is similar to irritable bowel syndrome. like bowels, politicians always have sh-t coming out of their mouths. subst-tute ‘politician’ for ‘bowel’ and you get ips.
worker #1:”i’m glad election year is p-ssed. my ips was about to drive me insane.”
worker #2:”oh, yeah? you got irritable bowel syndrome?”
worker #1:”no. irritable politician syndrome. same symptoms, different -ssholes.”
Read Also:
- ISSM
intentionally slow and stupid methodology – (n) used within heavily burdened information technology departments to prevent it personnel from completing simple tasks quickly. “you can’t just install that update, you need an issm, come back and see me in three weeks once the issm is completed and approved.” or “q: do you have an issm […]
- itachiaki
1. name of a girl and her favorite anime character’s name combined. girl is over-obsessed with the anime character itachi from naruto. 2. name of a girl and her favorite anime character’s name combined. girl wishes to marry itachi “omigosh.. she talks about itachi all day. she’s such a itachiaki.”
- It's so fluffy
the best line from the 2010 movie despicable me, and an internet sensation agnes: look at the fluffy unicorn! he’s so fluffy i’m gonna die! … it’s so fluffy!!!” an explanation of happiness, approval or excitement synonyms: awesome, sweet, etc siara: janelle, i bought you something really cool! janelle: its so fluffy!
- ittifilwy
abbreviation of – i think that i’m falling in love with you, related to abbreviations like: ily, ifly, ilysfm, iilwy. rees – “lily ittifilwy” lily – 😮
- iTunes Pollution
songs on your itunes that you don’t really like. maybe you liked them once and then got sick of them. or maybe you downloaded them for free off of itunes discovery downloads, thinking that you could learn to enjoy them, but never did. me: hey, could you burn me some of your three day’s grace […]