Is the fucking you’re getting worth the fucking you’re taking?


is the amount of p-ssy you’re getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullsh-t you have to endure from her?
example 1) tom: laura’s p-ssed at me for going to hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. and i’m cut off too, i guess i’ll have to jack off for awhile.
bob: is the f-cking you’re getting worth the f-cking you’re taking?

example 2) bob: shirley’s so p-ssed at me for not mowing the god d-mn lawn, that she won’t give up any p-ssy! i’m so sick of her sh-t, what a f-ckin nag. i think i’ll go beat off in her purse.
tom: is the f-cking you’re getting worth the f-cking you’re taking?

example 3) tom: that f-ckin b-tch still won’t f-ck me, three weeks after we went to hooters. i guess i’ll go f-ck that sl-tty hooters waitress that gave me her number while i was staring at her bodacious b–bs.
bob: is the f-cking you’re getting worth the f-cking you’re taking?

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