iShit
the apple version of sh-t.
ohh maa f-ckin ish-t
noun.
any product made by the apple corporation.
she was hoping to get a bunch of ish-t for christmas.
listening to your ipod, playing with your iphone or any apple product while taking a sh-t!
man i can sit on the toilet for hours while taking an ish-t!
misc apple products and programs
“you going to lunch with us?”
“no, i have to get down to the apple store and pick up some more ish-t”
or
“ahhh! my ish-t’s broken!”
anything made by apple.
i bought some ish-t today.
to wear an ipod while sh-tting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embar-ssment of making loud, wet bowel movements. also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow sh-tters.
can be used as both noun and verb.
(marcel puts on headphones)
corey: dude, you going to the gym?
marcel: no, i’m going to go take an ish-t.
as aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of “liberian girl” by michael jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. he instantly knew that marcel was in the stall next to him, ish-tting.
apple’s next product (no matter what it is).
dude, are you getting the new ish-t?
isn’t everybody?
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