ishmail
to ishmail somebody = to prank somebody
cindy: omg i got off with arthur yesterday
bethany: omg noway that’s grosss.
cindy: haha i didn’t really. you got ishmailed!
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- ispian
a term used to describe a gay man, especially one who you only suspect to be gay and has not actually admitted it yet. it is the opposite of the word lesbian. say it 10 times really fast. i think tyler is an ispian. i mean, all he talks about is p-n-s.
- It ain't that kind of party.
used to tell someone you’re not going to do something. person a: “hey, i’m going out to eat. wanna come?” person b: “sure, why not?” person a: “alright.” person b: “um, could you buy my food?” person a: “…it ain’t that kind of party.”
- Item of shame
the random item one buys when purchasing an embar-ssing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier. when buying a pack of gum so you don’t walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame
- iTouch Macro
an ipad guy 1: dude, i just bought an ipad! guy 2: you mean an itouch macro? f-ck that. get your money back.
- IT Penis
the macho bravado exhibited by it personnel. often times, the size of ones it p-n-s is determined by the amount of knowledge one has. out of the way, noob. let a real man handle this. you have the smallest it p-n-s i’ve ever seen.