Islamia
the country of the religion of islam. mikes who look like they’re jewish but are actually catholic originate from here. mormon missionaries c-m here and eat mexican food and talk about people named joel, garret, and ethan. islamia is where the islam people party till its 8 in the morning and have wild crazy s-x! yay! fail day is a national holiday here
mike: yo dude! i just got back from islamia! i had some wild crazy s-x with some mormon missionaries at t-tos burritos while joel filmed it! it was friggen awesome!
gaby: omg im gonna move to islamia!
-it is then the 7th of the month
gaby: happy fail day! :d
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