Island Park

a place where the only two things one can do is sleep with prost-tutes or get stoned. cops don’t do jacksh-t and like to spend their time at the local strip club, the only good time one can have in a town like this is at san gennaros and that’s because long beach kids like to start sh-t.

the rich people that live in harbor isle can get away with murder because their parents are lawyers. people get shot in the head in front of the middle school and no one seems to think this is a problem. the town is full of guidos that are ignorant tools and are proud of being italian when they’re only a quarter percent, and the girls are all wh-r-s with bad dyed blonde hair. everyone knows everyone. if you get in trouble uptown, chances are your mom will know within five minutes.

our “beach” is filled with trash from when oil city leaked and is technically a marsh. the giant hill by peter’s clam bar happens to be made from left over trash over the years. island park forever reeks of trash, low tide, and the unwashed. our school almost sank until they figured out that maybe they should fix it. island park seems to have a hatred of most oceanside and long beach kids for no reason. the bar uptown caters to the lowest of the low, and the man illegal immigrants seem to think it’s ok to rob other people.

everyone cares about other peoples appearances, everyone is in everyone’s business and gossips about others because their lives are so f-cking boring. if you don’t go to church, you’re gossiped about and suddenly become a wh-r- who goes to plantation motel to make a quick buck. our senators are hypocrites that cheat on their wives with wh-r-s. everyone knows each other by their last names.

a lot of kids are either dead, drugged out in rehab, or are living at home when they’re still 30 years old. and yet many of the rich people seem to think their town is perfect. a perfect example of ignorance and how oblivious others are to what’s going on in their “bubble”.

above all else, a place to avoid unless you want to score good drugs. otherwise you’re screwed if you want to actually want to do something with your life.
kid 1: yo what do you want to do today?

kid 2: lets smoke up

kid 1: aiight

typical island park kids
well its a town thats about a mile long. its built on a swamp. our school was fallign down ant one point.
kids who hang out infront of jacks and smole are sc-mbags of the town. everone knows eachother and their kids, do something wrong and go home your parents will be waiting for u at the door to say “your grounded.” another thing, the losers from long beach come into island park and start trouble. start a fight and the cops will be their in an instant. many hate those blacks from lb who start stuff. its a pretty cool little town.
traffic islands with gr-ss and bushes and things on them. like little parks. good for doing homework or visiting on night adventures.
a: i’m not tired, what should we do?
b: lets walk down by ocean avenue… there are a lot of island parks.
a: and a 7-11.
i town on long island thats filled with sl-ts and douche bags who think they can start sh-t with the kids from long beach.only about 5 kids are chill thoe.but the rest should get lives.
jesse:you wanna come to my house
ryan:where do you live?
jesse:island park
ryan:elw no ill probably come out with herpess from all the sl-ts that live there.
jesse:true.
if u live in island park your basically a thug, your drinking in 8th grade and loving it. everyone loves to partyy and always down to throw fistys. every1 knows every1 and basically the hole town has each others back.
nick- yo u down to go down sum brews at the park

gino- h-ll yes, i love island park