Ismael


incredibly handsome. intelligent. talented. sweet. s-xy. fun loving. carefree. funny… the greatest man you could ever meet. quite the ladies man. dazzles women with his subtle charm and hypnotizes with his tremendous smile. no women has the ability to resist. with his g-d-like abilities in bed, any woman would be considered lucky to be with him. and he does not have s-x with you… he makes sweet, p-ssionate love.
the xx beer man considers him to be the most interesting man in the world.
very loyal and faithful. there will never be a dull moment when you are by his side. he shall treat his woman like the queen she truly is.
although his impeccable, good looks give off a macho impression… he is truly kind at heart and is a sensitive guy. very romantic person who is unafraid to expose his true feelings to his lover. will do anything to please his woman.
although he is multi-talented he is very modest.
he is such an ismael.
a male who is a perfectionist/girly/picky.
omg! your writing is so perfect and neat. you’re such an ismael.
ismael: when you get so drunk that you’re either p-ssed out or about to blow chunks all over the place.
omg, i’m about to ismael if i keep taking these shots to impress b-tches.
a rather old man who is in denial of being old, he flex’s constantly and likes to act 4 years old. the perfect dad.
dad, stop being so ismael like.
a god in gailik mythology, usually portrayed as a long haired asian boy around the age of 14. ruler of all that is holy.
i sit in the 2nd lunch table at becker. im an ‘ismael’.

ismael is a name given to a mexican guy who is selfish, lazy, and stuck up. he thinks hes cute but isn’t. he thinks he’s funny but isn’t. he makes himself feel better by putting everyone else around him down. he lies and thinks its ok to get in peoples face. basically no education. when hes with a girl he treats her horrible. sucks in bed! and extremely jealous.

ismael is a name givin to mamas boys and little b-tches.
dude your a b-tch stop acting like ismael

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