ISMP
ismp is the abbreviation for ‘i shate my pants’.
it’s chievly used to shortly respond when other people enquire about yfp.
teacher: what’s wrong with you, eric?
eric’s friend: yeah, what’s yfp, dude?
eric: ismp.
is she mad pregnant?
alice: omg ismp?
stacy: she totally is mad pregnant
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