Isobel
extremely beautiful female, large br–sts and a slim figure. very pretty eyes. likes to flirt with boys. falls in love very easily. she is kind, funny and pleasant to be around. commonly found with her friends because she is very popular.
jane: oh i met this lovely girl yesterday!
simon: was she an isobel?
jane: yes she was utterly beautiful
1 – a nice act done for someone with no selfish thought.
2 – a creative endeavor.
1 – denise pulled an isobel when she gave danielle all her crackers.
2 – sean pulled an isobel when he painted a mural at the elementary school
a synonym to fabulous
you look so isobel today!!!
a short beautiful girl with a nice slim figure. she has big beautiful eyes and really nice hair. she doesn’t like her name and likes being called izzy instead. one of the nicest people you will ever meet. when isobel’s fall in love they fall hard but they always think that there not good enough. she doesn’t think that she is pretty but all her friends know that she is absolutely stunning, isobel’s are usually great artists and really good with making clothes. if you meet an isobel you should definetly go for her
george: wow isobel is so beautiful
will: no back off she’s mine
she is one fit bird! she is found around pubs pulling guys into her web. she would sh-g them, then steal their wallet.
she is s-xy and fit!
but beware this is one gold digger you dont wana mess with
poor dan met a isobel last night….hes fallen for her…why cant he see her gold digger ways!
an action of b-tchiness, in which a person completely ignores the existence of another, only because of a minor, unimportant reason
jane pulled an isobel when alexa had not told her about the latest gossip
1. a small, half brown, large chested creature with a foot long tongue commonly found around various areas of london. rarely seen wearing anything except black, she lurks like a spider in a web waiting to terrify the next person she meets. typically smoking a customary marlboro red and wearing ridiculously dangerous clumpy punky gothy shoes, this creature is one to look out for. this creature is partial to croissants and strange pizzas, so if you encounter her, you can offer her one. she will accept.
in general, this creature spends her days drifting from coffee shop to alleyway to pub to park, often accompanied by one of her few acquaintances. a word of advice is not to wander around soho with this creature late at night. despite what she tells you, she has no sense of direction, a feature of her personality not greatly aided by her inability to distinguish right from left.
this creature is very interested in pretentiously cultured aspects of society throughout the ages. she even went to a recent social gathering dressed as an ancient egyptian god. geek. she hopes to be admitted to the ‘medea’ lectures that her hospital unit is offering, and after that to travel to the middle east with a spade.
one surefire way to upset this creature is to say “isobel” in a strange voice. also, elbowing her in the br–sts is a good one too.
“not her.” – what you say when you see isobel coming.
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