isolate the variable
the act of focusing on an appealing portion of a person’s body with a general disregard for the undesirable regions
steve: could you isolate the variable on that?
john: you know it. she’s huge, but those are some mighty fine sweater cows.
bill: you see that?!?!
james: you serious? she’s hideous.
bill: c’mon you gotta isolate the variable.
james: you right. she needs to turn back around though.
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