Issam
1- a breed of pongo pygmaeus (ape) that resides in the outskirts of bobangui in central africa. these are said to be the most unintelligent of the ape species with a brain smaller than a hershey’s kiss. used to describe dumb, ape-like men.
2- an amulet worn by the forgotten realms creatures in the game dungeons and dragons used by the creatures as either a personal b-tt plug or an -n-l probing device. used to describe men with weird tendencies.
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person 1: omg he’s biting the curly hairs of his behind! he thinks it’s food!
person 2: its okay jimmy, he’s an issam.
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person 1: why are you touching that dog in that ever so despicable manner?
person 2: -drools- i’m an issam
person 1: oh. -runs away. runs fast. does not stop running. ever-
a word describing a morbidly obease person. but going up 2 a step of just unnatural fatness. derives from the car collector issam mallah who ironically was unable to fit in his own car.
“look at him, the issam couldnt even f-ck a whale”
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