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• parachute the boys back down

  a euphemism originating from meg & dia’s song “roses” used when indicating the need to defecate i spiked matt’s coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, “brb, guys. i need to parachute the boys back down.”

• Khit

  farsi slang term for someone embarr-ssing themselves by doing or saying something stupid. usually my sister. can be followed by ‘shodi’ – meaning you have been. e.g. khit shodi. friend walks into the wrong toilet and comes back red faced. you: ‘khit’ in a party your sister goes on the dancefloor and makes a fool […]

• paralytically incorrect

  when, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto. stemming from ‘paralytic’ (brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk. h-llo bob. did you have a good time last night? no ted, i feel like sh-t and i can’t remember how i got […]

• Kiante

  a complete tardm-ffin; fun and amazing; also referred to as edgar; pretty much s-x on legs; buys people green glow sticks; bomb ahhhh you’re so being a kiante right now!=d

• kick in the Bollocks

  the mixing of jagermister and red bull hi barkeep i’d like a kick in the b-ll-cks . very rare is like and kick in the b-ll-cks used in thje same sentence.

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