IT Crowd

a british comedy series about two nerdy guys who work in it, and a woman who becomes the manager, while knowing nothing about computers.
written by graham linehan.
from episode 1 of the it crowd:

roy trenneman: -picking up the phone- h-llo, it. have you tried turning it off and on again? uh… okay, well, the b-tton on the side, is it glowing? yeah, you need to turn it on… uh, the b-tton turns it on… yeah, you do know how a b-tton works don’t you? no, not on clothes.

maurice moss: -picking up the phone- h-llo, it… have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

roy: no, no there you go, no there you go. i just heard it come on… no, no, that’s the music you heard when it come on… no, that’s the music you hear when… i’m sorry are you from the past?

moss: see the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so it’s not safe to unload it unless another thread’s about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don’t want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! -chuckle- h-llo?

roy: oh really? then why don’t you come down and make me then. huh, what you think i’m afraid of you? i’m not afraid of you. you can come down here any time and i’ll be waiting for you! -slams down phone- i told her!
girls who sit at the back of an ict lesson and p-ss of everyone else by laughing really loud, falling off chairs, drawing pictures on paint, finding p-rno pictures and doing no work.

good times
“siiir! luke and josh are on bebo!”
“why don’t you just relax and have a spliff”
“we should make a new it crowd”