Italian Easter Egg
when you stay at a italian hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn’t washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.
i got really cold last night and when i pulled the blanket out of the closet i found an italian easter egg!
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