Italian Girls
we are the girls that are not, and i mean not meant to be messed with. not always tan skin, that’s stereotype-navalidans have pale skin and dark hair, but stereotyping again, we almost all have dark brown hair and dark eyes. we know how to cook without using that old cookbook and we aren’t afraid to show off our curves- a little self conscious at first. we often have hairy arms and thick hair.
hairy arms? you’re italian aren’t you?
-yeah…
dark hair ,dark eyes, att-tude- must be an italian girl.
italian girls are beautiful. dark hair brown eyes tan skin. most of them are b-tchy and mean but are really pretty. a lot of italian girls have big bootys and you wonder where they get those cus they white. italian girls are the definition of = s.e.x.y!
hey you see those italian girls over there. they got some s-xy fat -sses
– yea must be all that pasta she eating
the best kind of girl there is. she will be your best friend, or your worst enemy. they’re hot, usually dark haired & are the most beautiful girls ever. according to the g-dfather “in italy, the women are more dangerous then shotguns”
-look at those two hot girls over there
-yea, they must be italian girls.
they are the most beautiful girls you will ever see. dark hair, brown eyes and tan olive skin. the most feminine, the best looking girls in the world. they eat well, work hard and expect the very best. italian girls are most infamous for their beauty, natural charm and inherent fashion sense.
omg! they are so beautiful
d-mn! they must be italian girls
some of the hottest, s-xiest girls ever, italian girls have b–bs, -ss…anything a man could ever want (physically) in a girl. they usually have long, dark, and luscious hair which is just begging to be messed up 😉 they usually tan easily, resulting in the well known italian olive complexion.
also, italian girls tend to be extremely comfortable with their bodies, which means they wont skip a beat in removing all clothing whenever possible. although there is the occasional italian girl that is unfortunately hairy and fat, most of them take a great pride in their appearance and would never ever let that happen!
italian girls can adopt all kinds of different styles (preppy, gansta, guidette, scene, etc.) – but either way they stay insanely attractive.
boy 1: dayuummm, did you see those s-xy -ss females that just walked by?
boy 2: yeah, they was attracting all the attention!!
boy 1: f-ck, they must be italian girls…
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