Italian Job

theft. so named for the 1969 michael caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month “marky” mark wahlberg. the word “job” at the end of it gives it obvious s-xual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a cl-ssic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
john:
what up, dawg. you hook up with that shorty last night?

dave:
ah, man. we went back to my place, right? she did me on the couch, then did a little somethin’ else back in the bedroom. and then…. she gave me an italian job.

john:
she… what? she used marinara sauce or somethin’?

dave:
naw, man… when i woke up, she was gone, and had stolen all my sh-t.
cl-ssic british heist caper from 1968 starring sir michael caine of rotherhithe and noel coward.
you’re only supposed to blow the bl–dy doors off!
getting a bl-wj-b in a mini cooper.
hey bro, i picked up this chick for a first date in my mini cooper & i totally scored- she gave me an italian job.
verb

the act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman’s v-g-n- while they are on their period. the blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.
i gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.
when you dip your c-ck in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a bl-w j-b… while watching the italian job
ayyy yo b-tch c-m over to my pad and gimme one of dem italian jobs right now moph-cka……sl-t
when you dip your c-ck in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a bl-w j-b. (the use of parmesan cheese is optional.)
last night my girl and i had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an italian job.
a hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an italian job.
yo! b-tch worked my n-b like she was h-tting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an italian job.

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