Italian Massage
to get beaten up by a group of guidos, or italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. on the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.
dave: i was walking down the street in nolita when some of those godd-mn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an italian m-ssage.
john: ever heard of running dumb-ss?
dave: you have no idea how much weed i smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk…
a m-ssage where the m-sseuse puts her -ss cheeks over the mans c-ck and moves back and forth until he c-ms. she could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his c-ck between her -ss cheeks and moves back and forth until he c-ms on her back. sometimes called a italian m-ssage
(-ss-cheeks) italian m-ssage – -ss cheeks
an italian m-ssage is an endearing gesture made between an italian man and a female of any race. it is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the m-ssage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.
no need to call the police, brian is just giving his girlfriend an italian m-ssage
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