Italian Parkjob
when a man and woman are having s-x, the man takes a dump on his partner’s chest. with the sh-t in place, the man turns around and parks it between her t-ts like a bulldozer for poo.
“i tried to surprise her with an italian parkjob, but she knew something was up when i tried to take a dump.”
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