ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome
tbs: tight b-m syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their b-tt cheeks in antic-p-tion of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your -ss look out of this world.
itbs: itchy tight b-m syndrome: the occasional time during tbs: tight b-m syndrome, when your -ss gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. usually an itch that just doesn’t feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. or some kind of utensil.
todd:”hey bob, have you ever had a case of itbs?”
bob: “i don’t think i have todd, only tbs, what is itbs?”
todd: itbs: itchy tight b-m syndrome, when your -ss cheeks are in the position of tbs, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. i just can’t seem to scratch it properly.”
bob:”do you need a b-tt scratcher?”
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