itchgasm
when you scratch an itchy bite and you get a really tense -rg-smic feeling
i itch my leg and it feels so good i itch faster, just like s-x. so we say i am having an itchgasm
the incredible -rg-smic feeling you get when you scratch an itch you’ve been unable to reach.
dude, my back has been itching for like 10 minutes and i wasn’t able to reach it, but finally my girlfriend scratched it for me and i had an incredible itchgasm.
an itching -rg-sm; caused when you get th-rny, then you must scratchsterbate, which causes you to have an itchgasm. when you get an itchgasm, you have to itch yourself so hard that you get to a point where it feels so good that you just cant stop.
guy 1: aw, dude, i was so th-rny last night, i just had to scratchsterbate, and i had the best itchgasm. yeah, that itch really outdid itself this time.
guy 2: -slowly backs away-
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