Itchy Butthole Day
likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy b-tthole which is the uneasy feeling or “itchy feeling” a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary c-n-l also known as your b-tthole. an itchy b-tthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming -sshole, but in actuality, the world is just f-cking you in the -ss causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.
i got up late and the kids missed the bus, i spilled my coffee when i got out of my car at work and once i got there i got verbally donkey punched by my boss and i could just tell it was going to be an itchy b-tthole day.
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