itd
inner thigh distance of a woman (person)
she has a nice itd
she can fit a keg in her itd
contraction form of ‘it would’ used to express speculative desire.
it’d be nice to have an intelligible conversation with him; it’s just too bad he’s an idiot.
intent to distribute. as in, possession of illegal drugs with the intent to sell them.
“dude, i just got caught with half an ounce of weed. good thing it was all in the same bag, or they could have gotten me for itd!”
i.t.d. is a name for a internet transmitted disease, spread around as a joke, started with a few people on skype named tom, and phil. (it’s mean’t as a complete joke, it doesn’t mean any thing.)
you caught the new i.t.d. named durpies! gg!
idiots these days
person 1-“lol wtf omfg”
person 2- “itd”
(acronym for internet transmitted disease)
any piece of code that can cause harm to a computer, such as a virus or worm.
man i got a really bad itd form that script kiddie
literally an ‘internet transmitted disease’
a worm, trojan, malware or other noxious item that infects your computer and causes it to possibly become inoperable (and thus need cleaning/reloading).
oh, lord, now you know why i don’t open attachments from people i don’t know or get stuff from random sites. all those itds you can get.
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