iTourist
an itourist is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting apple stores with the sole purpose of viewing apple’s latest godly creation. often seen as a person who can’t actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display but will spend most of the day drooling over them. also known as an ipilgrim or an iworshipper.
breaking news: apple have released their latest iphone 9g following last weeks release of their now out-of-date iphone 8g…
itourist: ooooh, i gotta ring in sick today and get down to the apple store right away to see what it looks like. i’d better take a picnic so i don’t get hungry!
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