itoy
short for i’m thinking of you
itoy in that s-xy dress
itoy all day long
itoy in my arms
itoy when i m-st-rb-t-
akronym for i’m thinking of you
itoy in bed with me.
i’m thinking of you in bed with me
you annoy the p-ss outta me
cause duckpuke said so!
i’m tired of your sh-t
itoys.com b-tch!!!
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