It’s 5:00 somewhere
the best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. also works for “it’s 4:20 somewhere” (although neither are necessarily always true).
“it’s only half past 12, but i don’t care…it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” -alan jackson and jimmy buffett (“it’s 5:00 somewhere”)
kathy: “stu. it’s 9 am. get your lazy -ss to work.”
stu: “haha i’m f-cking wasted b-tch. i just polished off that fifth of jack over there.”
kathy: “what the f-ck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? when you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?”
stu: “shut up b-tch, it’s 5:00 somewhere. don’t blow my buzz.”
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