ITW

an abbreviation of the phrase “in the world”. this phrase is added onto the end of sentences for added effect.

when used without the abbreviation it is best that you say it in a jeremy clarkson accent.
this is my favorite car itw
is this weird? commonly used before explaining something odd about oneself or when just seeking attention on a social network. when spoken, young people pr-nounce it ‘it dubs’.
itw? i always blink three times before conversations i have with my psych teacher or a woman.
or

itw? sometimes i force myself to laugh out loud when i’m alone and need a cheer up. or, i just write lol on the chalkboard 100 times.
function(s): noun; adjective

1. (noun)
one who foolhardily attempts to thwart the progress of rafflers – usually unsuccessfully.

also:
2. (adjective)
description for a person who vehemently resists progress.

see: raffle
that girl is so i.t.w. she never answers rafflers’ phone calls.
its the weed…
omg that chocolate meatloaf covered candy was so delish!!

no!! itw!!!!
in the world

comes from an obvious place called the internet where people are lazy f-cktards.
those guys f-cking rock, they are the best itw.