IUD
a birth control device, such as a plastic or metallic loop, ring, or spiral, that is inserted into the uterus to prevent implantation; intrauterine device.
man: “oh, cr-p. i forgot the condoms!”
woman: “it’s okay, honey. we can use my extra iud!”
a cheap form of birth control used in third world countries. also given out for free at planed parenthood. it is normmaly aproved for 5-10 years. normally the risk do not outweigh the advantage. birth control pills are recommend by s-xologist and physicians. how ever some dumb girls like jessica stanley continue to get them in first world countries. increasing their odds of scaring of the uterus, endometriosis, and other complications.
jessica stanley got an iud despite being in a long term monogamous relationship, now she suffers from horribly painful periods, one of the side effects.
something that all welfare women should be required to use, preferably forever.
worthless leeches on the dole should be required to use iuds so that they don’t sp-wn more worthless leeches.
i use drugs. a manifesto for facebook or smth :).
– iud! and that’s it :)!
short for in ur dreams… opposing an idea
he: im the most gorgeous guy here in the room
answer: iud!!!hahahah
iud (eye-you-dee) n. although it does not yet exist, iud is an anagram for international urban dictionary
sally: “gee, i really like the ud. how about you?”
sue: “i guess, but ud is narrow in scope. it has 99% english words.”
sally: “sh-t sue, you’re trippin’.
sue: “whatever. i think an iud would be more inclusive.”
sally: “shut the f-ck up. you’re talking nonsense. the editors would never go for it.”
sue: “fine, i’ll start my own then.”
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