Ivan Drago


an alcoholic beverage. similar in every way to a white russian except for size. an ivan drago is an ex-large white russian (ala rocky iv), especially good for breakfast after a hard night of drinking.
kortnie: gavin, you look like h-ll this morning. do you want a bl–dy mary?

gavin: h-lls no, b-tch! bring me an ivan drago!
boxer in rocky iv played by dolph lundgren. captain in the red army from the soviet union, was the ametuer champion. credited for killing apollo creed within 2 rounds. used steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6’3 223lbs {don’t quote me on that}, got the sh-t knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with rocky balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.
“you will lose”- drago to apollo before the match

“i cannot be defeated, i defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, if he dies, he dies”- after the match

“i must break you”- before the match with rocky

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