ivan montalvo


a mexican. but not a regular mexican. a blacxican that can say the n word and throw up gang signs. he’ll clain he has black friends but really they’re just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. his real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a f-ckin walking skeleton with diabetes. he likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world… we know… thats not important, his moms legs are.
ivan montalvo:a well cooked creature with an actual brain.

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