iVangelism


the evangelical preaching of right-wing fundamentalist apple fans.
“ok, ok! i get it: your iphone/ipad/imac/macbook is the greatest thing in the history of everything, ever, and steve jobs rose from the dead to give his keynote speech. enough with the ivangelism.”

“a core belief of ivangelism is that steve jobs will bring about the rapture.”

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