ivanov nanev
a lonely and desperate man born and raised in bulgaria who when collecting his kool son marian from a mad sesh, proposes to the hosts mother and wins her over with his eastern european charm. marian is h-m-s-xual
*in strong eastern european accent* “caroline, be my wife!”
– ivanov nanev
20.1.18
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