ivory beat
when a female tongues your b-tt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.
you: “aye josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?”
john: “its been a minute…”
you: “dang, i’m getting polished erry night with this freaky chick i just met online!”
Read Also:
- iWalking
the theory of iwalking consists of a phenomenon wherein one will listen to music via a portable device, such as ipods, mp3s, zunes, etc. when one is iwalking, it is not uncommon for the iwalker to reject offers of rides, as they wish to chillax and groove to the beats of their favourite singers. iwalking […]
- IwantYourDickInMeStare
when a girl stares at you while either biting her lip or wants you to come over and rip her clothes off. it only occurs when they see someone very attractive. that girl over here is giving me that iwantyourd-ckinmestare!
- iza
a girl that has a instant hold on you, perfect in every way. that chick be iza for me the prettiest girl in your school, generally small b–bs but a pretty face. hey dude its iza woooah, shes amazing. stands for impending zombie apocalypse. it is a theory that in some point in the not […]
- i ain't yo napkien
i’m not your napkin; do not wipe your hands on me when someone tries to wipe something on you, you say “i ain’t yo napkien”
- i almost got head
to almost get head, to fail to recieve head dee: hey alare give me head alare: no… maybe dee: man five john i almost got head