Ivory Lawnmower
the usage of one’s teeth to cut or trim a s-xual partner’s pubic hairs.
“vanessa complained of my excess pubic hairs so i asked her to perform the ivory lawnmower on me”
ivory=teeth
lawnmower=act of tr-mm-ng ones pubic hairs
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