iWannabe
a word that will tell u if someone doesn’t have an iphone.
john: hey mike, how was the telephonic interview?
mike: it was good until, it just came out… and they rejected me
john: what? u came out to ur interviewer?
mike: no… u dumbo… iwannabe but i am in the closet. they didn’t hire me coz i don’t have an iphone!
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