iWarp
the end result of texting/playing on your iphone (or other smartphone) while walking around and not knowing how you got to a location.
symptoms:
the primary symptoms of iwarp include confusion, disorientation, and/or a feeling of being lost while in a familiar surrounding.
causes:
the main trigger of the above symptoms occurs when the user looks up from their phone after prolonged exposure to device media. this is often accompanied with a brief state of confusion while trying to re-establish mental awareness. longer exposure to iphone or smartphone devices increase the effects of iwarp.
person a: “dude, i was leaving the office and checking my emails on my phone and the next thing i knew i was at the mall. i don’t even remember crossing the highway!”
person b: “you iwarped to the mall!?”
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