iWidow
a woman whose husband leaves her alone frequently or for long periods to engage in a usually specified activity, in this case an ipad. an iwidow differs from a widow only in that her husband is physically present and always takes the good chair, but is otherwise thoroughly absent in every way.
iwidowhood is a condition often characterized by the repeating of husband’s with no response, making requests of husband that go completely unacknowledged, and a generally sour and neglected demeanor.
see also ibituary
jan: did you hear about pam’s husband?
mary: i know, it’s so tragic. she is too young to be an iwidow.
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