IWYD
i want your d-ck. a way for hoes to get right to the point. also can be used for gay men.
a male walks into a strip club, sits down and a female stripper walks up to him. while giving him a lap dance she says “iwyd now.” he looks ar her confused, then she puts her hand in his pants and says “let’s get out of here.” ….he finally got the message and kept her up all night.
i want your d-ck. a way for hoes to get right to the point. also can be used for gay men.
a male walks into a strip club, sits down and a female stripper walks up to him. while giving him a lap dance she says “iwyd now.” he looks ar her confused, then she puts her hand in his pants and says “let’s get out of here.” ….he finally got the message and kept her up all night.
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